WolfChild
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Life is like a train. If you don't jump, you get left behind in the dust.
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:52:04 GMT -5
You throw away the outside then you cook the inside. You then eat the outside then throw away the inside. What did you eat?
An ear of corn!
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WolfChild
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Life is like a train. If you don't jump, you get left behind in the dust.
Posts: 58
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:52:48 GMT -5
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel!
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WolfChild
Sergeant
Life is like a train. If you don't jump, you get left behind in the dust.
Posts: 58
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:54:04 GMT -5
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle, but I still hold water. What am I?
A sponge!
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WolfChild
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Life is like a train. If you don't jump, you get left behind in the dust.
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:55:57 GMT -5
I run around all day. Under the bed at night I'm not alone. My tongue hangs up and out, I'm filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe!
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WolfChild
Sergeant
Life is like a train. If you don't jump, you get left behind in the dust.
Posts: 58
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:56:59 GMT -5
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go thought follows close behind. What am I?
A nose!
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WolfChild
Sergeant
Life is like a train. If you don't jump, you get left behind in the dust.
Posts: 58
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:58:09 GMT -5
How many coins can you put in an empty jar?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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WolfChild
Sergeant
Life is like a train. If you don't jump, you get left behind in the dust.
Posts: 58
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:59:16 GMT -5
Give me food and I live. Give me water and I die. What am I?
A fire.
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Post by Big Foot on Jun 13, 2005 5:41:02 GMT -5
;D GOOD JOB!
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