WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 29, 2005 11:39:31 GMT -5
Three girls walked into a beauty salon. Two had blonde hair and one had green hair. The hair dresser asked the blondes,
"Did you dye your hair blonde?"
"Oh, it's natural," they replied.
The barber asked the other girl, "Did you dye your hair green?"
She replied, "Oh, it's natural. I put my hand on my nose and rubbed it into my hair.
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 29, 2005 11:41:08 GMT -5
When the fat man was run over by a steamroller, what was proved?
That he had a lot of guts.
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on May 11, 2005 10:10:34 GMT -5
Why don't elephants pick their nose?
Because they don't know what to do with a 20 pound booger!
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Post by WolfChild on May 11, 2005 10:14:21 GMT -5
An astronaut and a chimp rocketed into space. The chimp opened its sealed orders and, as it read them, it started pushing the buttons and programming the flight computers.
When the astronaut opened his sealed orders, his orders read:
"Feed the chimp."
;D
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Post by lightfoot on Jun 4, 2005 7:09:12 GMT -5
;D There was this male lawyer and pretty female blond traveling on a airplane sitting beside each other. The lawyer thinking he can make a quick buck, turns to the blond and says to her. If you answer my question right, I will give you $50.oo but if you can't answer my question, you only have to give me $5.00. After I ask you a question, then you can ask me one and if I get it right you will still only have to pay me $5.00 but if I can't answer your question I will give you $50.00. Relucktantly the blond agrees. The lawyer asks his question. How far is it from the earth to mars? Quickly the blond hands the lawyer $5.oo. Now it's the blond's turn. What has seventeen legs, three heads and never needs a drink of water? The lawyer leans back in his seat to ponder the question. A few seconds later, he is on his laptop asking anyone and everyone he can find on line, if they know the answer to the blond's question. After many failed attempts he hands the blond her $50.00, then asked her for the answer. Again the blond quickly hands him $5.00
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:43:29 GMT -5
Teacher: If we do the 10 times table 10 times, how many times would we have done it?
Student: Is this a trick question?
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:44:55 GMT -5
When was Rome Built?
At night
Why do you say that?
Because Rome wasn't built in a day.
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Jun 12, 2005 14:47:28 GMT -5
What did Napolean become on his 41st birthday?
A year older!
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Post by lightfoot on Jun 13, 2005 12:01:44 GMT -5
 Here is your tip for today. Can what you get and get what you can ! ;D
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Post by lightfoot on Jun 27, 2005 20:42:29 GMT -5
The joke of the day is, you guessed it, ME ;D
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sensations
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Post by sensations on Jan 5, 2007 0:01:31 GMT -5
whats black and white and black and white and black and white?
a nun falling down the stairs
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Post by Dionysus on Jan 5, 2007 1:20:01 GMT -5
Clumsy Nun. ;D
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Post by sensations on Jan 5, 2007 5:16:55 GMT -5
lol... who pushed her?!
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 29, 2007 22:38:47 GMT -5
i pushed her!!!! hahahahahahahaha! die nun die!!!
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Here is your tip for today.
