WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 27, 2005 12:09:45 GMT -5
Three guys, Shut-up, Manners, and Poop, drove too fast and Poop fell out of the car. Shut-up went to the police Sation, where the policeman asked, "What's your name?" "Shut-up," he answered. "Hey - where are your manners!" the policeman exclaimed. Shutup replied, "Outside on the road, scrapin' up Poop."
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 27, 2005 12:11:25 GMT -5
What has to gray legs, and two brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea!
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 27, 2005 13:57:37 GMT -5
Roger was on a full bus when an extremely large lady opposite said to him, "If you were a gentleman, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," Roger replied, "You'd stand up and let four people sit down!"
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 27, 2005 14:00:04 GMT -5
A woman was facing the judge, charged with wounding her husband. "You're very lucky you're not facing a murder charge- why did youstab him over and over?" asked the judge. "I didn't know how to turn off the electric carving knife," she replied.
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 27, 2005 14:01:45 GMT -5
Dictor, Doctor, have you taken my temperature? No, is it missing?
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 27, 2005 14:03:20 GMT -5
Mommy, Mommy, ca I lick the bowl? No! You'll have to flush like everyone else.
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 27, 2005 14:04:41 GMT -5
What's green and red and goes at 120MPH? A frog in a blender.
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 27, 2005 14:07:02 GMT -5
"Can I go swimming now, mom?" asked the child. "No - there are sharks out there," said his mother. "Dad's swimming!" "Yes, he's got a million dollars' life insurance."
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 27, 2005 14:08:35 GMT -5
"Daddy, can I have another glass of water, please?" "Okay, but that's the twelfth one tonite." "Yes, I know, but my bedroom is still on fire."
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 28, 2005 13:43:36 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]You are all welcome to post any jokes you know. And you can post anywhere on this site. Have Fun Now![/glow]
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 29, 2005 10:55:46 GMT -5
Mommy, Mommy, are you sure you bake bread this way? Just get back in. I can't close the oven door.
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 29, 2005 11:25:47 GMT -5
Doctor, Doctor, when I press with my finger here...it hurts, and here...it hurts, and here...and here! What do you think is wrong with me?
Your finger's broken.
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 29, 2005 11:29:22 GMT -5
Waiter, we'll have two cups of coffee please. And I want a clean cup. Yes sir. Here are your two coffees. Now which one of you wanted the clean cup?
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 29, 2005 11:34:21 GMT -5
What did the royal taster say when he drank poisened wine?
Not much!
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WolfChild
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Post by WolfChild on Apr 29, 2005 11:35:53 GMT -5
What's blacka and white and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
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